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Yeah, the mouth swab will tell you that but it doesn't tell the level of THC.  That's why we still do the urine tests along with it.


This is how you know I don't partake. I would know this stuff if I had to worry about testing. 

:smokin

 
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It's 2022 and we haven't evolved past the silly practice of testing people's pee?  Ew.




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Lots of jobs where people aren’t operating any heavy machinery require it. Why should they?
Many years ago I ran a pipe insulation crew on construction sites. Had this biker dude that was stoned out of his gourd all day long, and I mean from start time to quit time. I put him on all the intricate work that I wanted to look really nice because he excelled at it. Unfortunately he was epileptic, had a seizure on a scissorlift and had to be drug tested because of it. I went to bat for him with corporate. In the phone conference with the company attorney he tried telling them it was secondhand smoke from his roommate. The attorney shot back, “Chub (his nickname), they’ve never seen levels this high in humans before”.  :lol:   Sadly had to let him go.

 
Many years ago I ran a pipe insulation crew on construction sites. Had this biker dude that was stoned out of his gourd all day long, and I mean from start time to quit time. I put him on all the intricate work that I wanted to look really nice because he excelled at it. Unfortunately he was epileptic, had a seizure on a scissorlift and had to be drug tested because of it. I went to bat for him with corporate. In the phone conference with the company attorney he tried telling them it was secondhand smoke from his roommate. The attorney shot back, “Chub (his nickname), they’ve never seen levels this high in humans before”.  :lol:   Sadly had to let him go.
Cheech and Chub!

 
Cheech and Chub!
Actually the other one was called Scorch.  Scorch & Chubs.

The funniest part of this is the corp attorney was Myra Monfort. Hearing the very proper, ultra rich wife of the owner call him Chubs and not fall for his BS. When she said they’d never seen levels that high before, he just hung his head and nodded in agreement.  :lol:

 
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