Cu/\/t Rag of the Week

[The Dude]

 

[ShawnWatson]

I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "D", for "doughnut."

 

[beanman]

I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "D", for "doughnut."

Well done. One of my favorite comedians

 

[Decked]

My god what a b!^@h.

 

[Decked]

I feel bad for the cashier and the random old dude that walked in.

 

[walksalone]

I feel bad for the cashier and the random old dude that walked in.

don't you have school?

 

[Decked]

I feel bad for the cashier and the random old dude that walked in.

don't you have school?

No?

 

[walksalone]

I feel bad for the cashier and the random old dude that walked in.

don't you have school?

No?

then why aren't you out chasing skirt???

 

[Decked]

I feel bad for the cashier and the random old dude that walked in.

don't you have school?

No?

then why aren't you out chasing skirt???

Because it's 3:15 in the morning.

 

[walksalone]

I feel bad for the cashier and the random old dude that walked in.

don't you have school?

No?

then why aren't you out chasing skirt???

Because it's 3:15 in the morning.

and? you're what 17, 18?

 

[jsneb83]

huskerjock complaining about turning phone sideways in 3...2...1...

 

[Decked]

17. Still, 3 is pretty damn late.

 

[jsneb83]

then why aren't you out chasing skirt???

Because it's 3:15 in the morning.

and? you're what 17, 18?

his curfew is midnight

 

[walksalone]

17. Still, 3 is pretty damn late.

Dang, I only had to be home before my mom got up for work at 4am...

 

[Decked]

17. Still, 3 is pretty damn late.

Dang, I only had to be home before my mom got up for work at 4am...

Long night of partying eh?