I could afford club seats in West Stadium if I had a dollar for every time I've read the phrase "real Husker fan" in the past few days.
Only thing is, there doesn't seem to be a definitive concept of what that "real" fan is, or does, or believes, or how they feel, and we need to get cracking on this crucial line item if we're ever gonna move forward.
Here's the start of a list I made a while back. Please add to it, so we can nail down what a "real" fan is. This is important. Be for real on this.
A True Husker Fan is someone who thinks what I think, who disagrees with the things I disagree with, who likes my favorite player and who wants to bench the same player I think should be benched.
A True Husker Fan is someone who echoes my sentiments after a loss, who agrees with my take on the team's flaws, and whose rhetoric matches mine while discussing both.
A True Husker Fan shares my taste in runzas, Valentino's pizza and Fairbury hot dogs.
A True Husker Fan stands when I stand, shouts when I shout, sits when I sit and stays quiet when I stay quiet.
A True Husker Fan shares my opinion of Lil' Red.
A True Husker Fan shares my opinions on Nebraska's rivals, which conference we belong in, and which team we love/hate the most.
A True Husker Fan agrees with me on that call that one ref made - you know the one, in that one game, the one that changed the game? Yeah, that one.
A True Husker Fan is someone who knows who the greatest QB, RB, WR and Coach at Nebraska is, and I don't even have to mention names of who I think it is, because they know.