Don't F**K with Chuck...

[tattooedhusker]

F.A.C.T.S

 

[BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA]

Chuck is a stud! I'm sure Steven Seagal has his response in the works.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I never get tired of reading those.

 

[admo]

Too funny!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin ... damn.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Good stuff!!! :clap

 

[huskernumerouno]

go chuck go

 

[MCAT800]

Hey maybe we could get chuck to coach the defense?

 

[huskernumerouno]

or get chuck to sign a letter of intent and we would be guarenteed 4 consecutive National Championships

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Has anyone seen this mountain dew commercial of his???

Some has finally displayed the godliness of Chuck Norris by displaying how he is able to bend time and warp to his liking.

Take a Look

 

[huskernumerouno]

he never ceases to amaze

 

[gamecocks]

I love reading those.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

"Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them."

:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

That is too funny.

 

[strigori]

If I never see one of those again it will be too soon.

 

[tattooedhusker]

If I never see one of those again it will be too soon.

ok, when chuck norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

or, Before the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris

and my favorite, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk. and Kill

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

This one's my favorite.....

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Hell.....all of them crack me up.