Facts About Rex Burkhead

[Ringer02]

Loved the humor in this thread.

Who's joking?

 

[gobiggergoredder]

Rex Burkhead is a frequent donator of blood at the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

[AK-47]

Rex Burkhead lost his virginity before his father did.

 

[AK-47]

Loved the humor in this thread.

It's like Jerry Seinfeld stand up. It's funny because it's true.

 

[Lil' Red]

Rex Burkhead doesn't have a control button on his keyboard because he's always in control.

 

[HeyBurke]

Rex Burkhead lost his virginity before his father did.

You win.

 

[Loaded For Bear]

Rex Burkhead visited the white house and told President Obama that he was in Rex Burkhead's seat.

 

[sd'sker]

rex burkhead once touched m.c. hammer, during hammer time.

 

[Loaded For Bear]

Tim Tebow wears a "What Would Rex Burkhead Do?" wristband.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

There is no such thing as Tornados. Rex Burkhead just hates trailer parks.

 

[Jason Sitoke]

Rex Burkhead doesn't own a periodic table because he only believes in the element of surprise.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

Rex Burkhead beats paper, rock and scissors.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

Scientist recently conceded that if there were a nuclear war only two things would survive......cockroaches and Rex Burkhead.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

After much debate, President Obama decided to send in Seal Team 6 after Osama rather than Rex Burkhead. He felt it was more humane.

 

[xkbubo]

When he ran track, he didn't run around the track. The track spinned.