Facts About Rex Burkhead

[Jason Sitoke]

Rex Burkhead can divide by zero.

 

[JJ Husker]

He's rexy and he knows it.

 

[ohiohusker]

Before Saturday's game against Michigan State.......I got a "high five" from Rex Burkhead as he was running out of the locker room! :wub:

 

[AK-47]

Rex Burkhead doesn't need to eat, but food uses his body for protection.

 

[AK-47]

Before Saturday's game against Michigan State.......I got a "high five" from Rex Burkhead as he was running out of the locker room! :wub:

Before Saturday's game against Michigan State.......I got a "high five" from Rex Burkhead as he was running out of the locker room and I pissed all over myself **

There, I fixed it.

 

[JJ Husker]

On the first day God said "let there be light", Rex Burkhead gave his permission, and there was light.

 

[JJ Husker]

The devil went down to Georgia because he knew Rex Burkhead had a home game in Lincoln.

 

[NUpolo8]

There was a 7 car pileup on I-80 when Rex Burkhead decided to celebrate the Michigan St win by re-enacting the deleted scene from The Program.

 

[mnhusker]

Rex does not sleep ......... he waits.

 

[Marf]

Rex Burkhead does not go hunting. That suggests the possibility of failure. Rex Burkhead goes killing.

Rex Burkhead counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Stumpy1]

Chuck Norris ain't got sh#t on Rex.

 

[Husker_x]

When Tim Tebow is Tebowing, he prays to Rex.

 

[Lil' Red]

Rex Burkhead doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

 

[Haspula]

The following is a short list of things Rex Burkhead cannot do: .

 

[gin_32]

You know you're 'Rex Burkhead' when Ndamukong Suh wears your jersey for inner-strength