Facts About Rex Burkhead

When Rex Burkhead walks off into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him

Rex Burkhead keeps the shark 'Jaws' as a pet fish

Rex Burkhead was once bitten by a werewolf. When the full moon came, the werewolf turned into Rex Burkhead

Rex Burkhead found the fountain of youth. But, he wasn't thirsty.

 
There's a reason they're called Chuck Norris "jokes" and Rex Burkhead "facts".

Lincoln thought of naming a street after Rex Burkhead but then reconsidered because no one crosses Rex Burkhead.

On Wednesday when it was cold out, Rex Burkhead ran in place so fast that he started a fire warm enough to keep everyone on campus warm.

 
Abducted by aliens from outer space, they asked Rex to probe them.

 
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If you create a running back named Rex Burkhead on NCAA Football '12, you'll automatically win 4 national championships, 3 Heisman trophies, 2 Super Bowls, and a Stanley Cup.

 
He's human after all. God forbid if Taylor fumbled on the one yard line, we would have his head. Since we can't blame it on Taylor, we'll just blame it on Bo.

 
'week to week fans' say Rex Burkhead is so awesome, he once fumbled on the one yard line to lose the game, just to see what it's like to be Taylor Martinez (once the most worshiped and hated man in Nebraska) but instead the fans blame it on Bo (the man they once worshshiped, but know hate).

From the 'week to week' fans: Dear Lord Awesomeness, I forgive you, just don't fumble again, or you will be the most hated man in Nebraska!

 
Rex Burkhead is the world's greatest magician. He made all of our other running backs disappear.

 
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