Facts About Rex Burkhead

[In the Deed the Glory]

Once in high school a Texas State Patrolman pulled over Rex Burkhead. The officer was luckily let off with a warning.

 

[In the Deed the Glory]

Rex Burkhead has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Guys your killing me.

 

[throwing bones]

Rex once visited the Virgin Islands...when he left they were just called the islands

 

[iLoveLamp]

Rex has never lied to a women, whatever he says simply becomes the truth.

Ghosts dressed up... as Rex for Halloween.

Rex teaches an advanced course for lesbians at the University, ...If you're going to do it ladies, do it right.

He once carried a ten minute conversation with me, ...And Rex didn't say anything at all.

I also heard Rex won American Idol, ...By only using sign language.

Over the summer he got stranded on an island with only a pocket knife. The next the day he emailed the authorities his location.

 

[Stumpy1]

Rex is so tough, his own shadow is scared of him.

 

[iLoveLamp]

Rex is so tough, his own shadow is scared of him.

This is because Rex once raced his shadow, ...And lapped it.

 

[brasky]

RB now stands for Rex Burkhead.

Example: "Trent Richardson is the best Rex Burkhead in the SEC."

 

[ghumby]

I was reading this during class. My students got concerned because I was trying not to laugh out loud and was crying!!!

 

[HotGrillonGrillAction]

Rex Burkhead is the only human being that can slam a revolving door.

 

[GSG]

I patted Rex Burkhead on the shoulder after his dominating performance against Wyoming. My hand is still in a coma.

 

[zeWilbur]

Rex Burkhead invented the teddy bear as an infant so he could practice knocking the stuffing out of something.

Rex Burkhead walked on water. Jesus asked him how the heck he did it.

 

[GM_Tood]

I patted Rex Burkhead on the shoulder after his dominating performance against Wyoming. My hand is still in a coma.

You get the 'strange' from that hand now. You better thank Rex Burkhead.

Rex Burkhead can slam a revolving door.

 

[Wisc_Husker]

Rex Burkhead can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYAH!"

 

[1_NUFAN]

Rex Burkhead is never late, time just better slow the f@(k down!