Facts About Rex Burkhead

[Big Red 40]

If Rex punched you in the face , you would feel the irresistible urge to thank him.

 

[WhatDoIKnow]

Rex Burkhead puts his pants on TWO legs at a time.

 

[HeyBurke]

Alex Henery has already kicked the Super Bowl winning field goal; they're just waiting for it to circle the Earth.

 

[WhatDoIKnow]

Rex Burkhead's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Rex Burkhead.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

When Rex Burkhead does a push-up, it is the Earth going down and not him coming up.

 

[knapplc]

I am going to run out of +1s on this thread, I can see it now. Funny stuff. I spit on my monitor after reading a couple of these. Husker_x, ShawnWatson, lionsfan93 and sd'sker to name a few. Kudos. Keep them coming.

 

[The Dude]

Rex Burkhead is enormously tall and heavy, can eat anything, can tolerate any amount of drugs and alcohol, is superhumanly tough, possesses a variety of other superhuman powers, has cheated death on numerous occasions, has no regard for the well-being of others, and has caused the death and maiming of many people. Although many of Burkhead's accomplishments are downright abhorrent, they are all celebrated with the same gusto.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

Rex Burkhead once won a game of Russian Roulette with 6 bullets in the gun.

 

[JJ Husker]

There is no such thing as survival of the fittest.........unless Rex Burkhead decides to let you survive.

Rex Burkhead's used boxers are sent to North Korea and used to enrich uranium.

The square root of Rex Burkead is pain.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Rex Burkhead can run through you for a touchdown......yesterday.

 

[Suhness]

In Argentina, they use Rex Burkhead's poop as currency.

 

[HeyBurke]

Rex Burkhead watched the killer video from The Ring... Eight days ago.

 

[GMoose]

Baseball players should be tested for steroids. Rex Burkhead should be tested for radioactivity.

 

[La Volpe]

When Rex Burkhead jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Rex Burkhead.

 

[JJ Husker]

Rex Burkhead used to have Jack Bauer's job, the show was called 24 seconds.