Husker Man Laws

huskernumerouno said:
Runzas are a saturday ritual during football season

MAN LAW
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My roommate has eaten Runza on two occasions before a home game. TT last year and Texas this year. :bang

 
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eliot1171 said:
cmb23 said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
It is acceptable to rip off your clothes, and run around naked outside after a big Husker win.

MAN LAW
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I move to have this one stricken from the books?!?!
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Second, can you imagine Larry the Cable Guy........(run to bathroom to vomit)
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Alright, Fine!! Here, I'll modify it a tad...

It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes and run around naked after a big Husker win.

 
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
eliot1171 said:
cmb23 said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
It is acceptable to rip off your clothes, and run around naked outside after a big Husker win.

MAN LAW
Click to expand...
I move to have this one stricken from the books?!?!
Click to expand...
Second, can you imagine Larry the Cable Guy........(run to bathroom to vomit)
Click to expand...
Alright, Fine!! Here, I'll modify it a tad...

It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes and run around naked after a big Husker win.
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I'll vote for that one :clap

 
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
eliot1171 said:
cmb23 said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
It is acceptable to rip off your clothes, and run around naked outside after a big Husker win.

MAN LAW
Click to expand...
I move to have this one stricken from the books?!?!
Click to expand...
Second, can you imagine Larry the Cable Guy........(run to bathroom to vomit)
Click to expand...
Alright, Fine!! Here, I'll modify it a tad...

It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes and run around naked after a big Husker win.
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Close....but how about this?

"It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes." And then...thats it, they just strip off their clothes. chuckleshuffle

 
A man's internet browser of choice must have the following pages bookmarked in order from top to bottom. No other webpages may supersede these:

Huskers.com

Huskerboard.com

Huskergear.com

Huskerpedia.com

Care must also be taken so as to never lose the history/cache from the above sites in your browser. Doing so slows down the site's load time and therefore wastes precious Husker time.

 
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Any Husker should know the following anwers based off of these words: "Man, Woman and Child..."

1) Where did 'that' put them?

2) Who put them there?

3) What did 'he' tear them loose from?

 
borNred said:
when you become married, you shall convert your wife.

MAN LAW!

and she must know more about football than your dad.
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When you become engaged, your fiance (she is from New York) must recite Husker facts and name all teams in the Big XII broken down by division......mine passed the test after a few attempts and is now a true convert Husker fan!

MAN LAW!!

 
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