Husker Man Laws

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

No team shall ever claim to be better than the 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers!!

MAN LAW

 

[huskerhellhound]

MAN LAW: Last year I saw a "Nebraska Fan" with a miami hat on. LAW: NO MIAMI HATS.

dude tell me you kicked that clown in the nuts!!!

 

[HuskerJosh82]

Runzas are a saturday ritual during football season

MAN LAW

Not fair! Some of us aren't as lucky to have a Runza near by. Boy, I wish I did.

 

[Always a husker]

MAN LAW: Last year I saw a "Nebraska Fan" with a miami hat on. LAW: NO MIAMI HATS.

dude tell me you kicked that clown in the nuts!!!

I should have but its not to easy to follow someone in the see of RED not red and white.

 

[Redman]

You must love re-watching great Husker games and still get goosebumps! MAN LAW!

:yeah Or highlights of some of the great plays in Husker History. MAN LAW

Agree! I 2nd the motion. :clap

 

[Redman]

All must know the true origins of "fumblerooski"! MAN LAW

 

[HUSKER 37]

if you have a dog, his name shall be Herbie!!!

MAN LAW!!

What about Husker??? I named mine Husker? Is that ok??

HEY!

Me Too..

Back in '72 my 1st Siberian Husky..Went through 3 or 4 names before I realized She was HUSKER.

Even though She had knee surgery at KSU Vet school in the early '80's.

 

[HUSKER 37]

Man Law.

"No tearing down of the Goal Posts or celebrating an ordinary tackle"

Act like you've been there before!

 

[huskernumerouno]

Runzas are a saturday ritual during football season

MAN LAW

My roommate has eaten Runza on two occasions before a home game. TT last year and Texas this year. :bang

Your roommate must refrain from eating runzas and try valentinos. If he is caught eating a runza you will kick him in the JUNK

Man Law

 

[huskernumerouno]

Runzas are a saturday ritual during football season

MAN LAW

Not fair! Some of us aren't as lucky to have a Runza near by. Boy, I wish I did.

You will Learn to make homemade Runzas and sell them to your neighbors and convert them to Husker fans or kick them in the JUNK

Man Law

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I love how we kick everyone in the junk now.... :lol: :nutz

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

It is acceptable to rip off your clothes, and run around naked outside after a big Husker win.

MAN LAW

I move to have this one stricken from the books?!?!

Second, can you imagine Larry the Cable Guy........(run to bathroom to vomit)

Alright, Fine!! Here, I'll modify it a tad...

It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes and run around naked after a big Husker win.

Close....but how about this?

"It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes." And then...thats it, they just strip off their clothes. chuckleshuffle

That is good....but how 'bout, they get on their knees! :thumbs

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

This was inspired by another thread.........

Be as loud and effin' crazy as you want when attending a Husker game!

MAAAAAAN LAAAAAAAAW

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

"YOU MUST SCREAM UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR VOICE ANYTIME YOU ATTEND A HUSKER GAME!!!!"

MAN LAW

 

[huskernumerouno]

No matter whereyou are at in the world on game day. When you get out of bed and start your day, you shall turn toward the direction of the MECA of football MEMORIAL STADIUM[/size] and say 3 Hail Huskers and Yell GO BIG RED