Iowa student called ‘world’s drunkest college student’

Having gone to school in Iowa, I can understand why she drinks the way she does.

Any bets on what her major is? I'm guessing education

 
I know we all had a good laugh at this girl's expense, but how many of us got really drunk in college. We were just lucky enough to never have gotten a BAL done on us.

In college, I did some volunteer work for the Nebraska State Patrol, where they took us to a hotel, got us drunk, and then they did field sobriety test training. Well, they started out the morning with a breathalyzer, and I blew a 0.04 at about 9:00 AM. That was just the residue alcohol in my system from the night before. Good times!!!

 
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Vodka Samm Has Been Immortalized In A Painting

One of the comments on Deadspin:

What a f*cking moron: it's Y-E-L-L-O-W. 2 minutes ago
 
She needs to lose the fake eyelashes and take off some of the makeup, however, I have no doubt that she would either by REALLY terrible (comotose) or would be REALLY awesome (nuts).

 
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