Iowa Sucks

How university of Iowa freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, because that's a sophomore course.

 
KazLong said:
krc1995 said:
Tomhusker64 said:
The rhetoric is heating up on my Facebook page. I would guess that 25% of my 300 + followers are Iowa fans.
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Wonder how they're accessing the internet?
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The internet is huge in Iowa, they use ancestry.com to see if there are any family members they have not dated yet, in fact internet sales are second behind meth sales in Iowa.
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Oh I get it. What we see as a convenience they see as a necessity Wouldn't want their little squawklings born with two heads or hands without thumbs.

 
huskerenner said:
While they are here,they can take a look at our National Champ trophies.Close as they will ever get.
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Those things haven't rusted away to nothing yet after all this time?
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I'm getting a lot of the "I'd rather shower at Penn state than root for Nebraska" posts.

I question how many of them would just rather shower there for the fun of it.

 
And then there was one.

Iowa dispatched an outmatched Purdue team with relative ease in icy Kinnick Stadium Saturday and clinched a spot in the Big 10 Championship Game as West Division Champs. That is a pick-your accolade (amazing, awesome, outstanding, shocking, historic, stunning, wonderful, Hawklicious, etc., etc.) accomplishment.

But there is one little, nagging bit of business remaining in the regular season.

One bloviating, still arrogant-despite-being-bad, lacking (k)nowledge, possibly crime-covering-up piece of nasty business to attend to.

I speak, of course, of our delusional friends from the western fringe of Big 10 country: the Nebraska Cornhuskers. Corn nation - in what can only be described as some sort of mass hallucination brought on by worshiping the undead corpse of Tom Osborne - is absolutely, positively positive that they are going to knock off unbeaten Iowa, show the college football world that the Hawkeyes are a fraud and salvage some small piece of relevance out of their joke of a football season.

They are wrong.
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Read the rest here: https://iowa.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1829597

 
I work with a guy (Iowa fan) who truly believes that Iowa is just as good as Alabama.....and we're the delusional ones

 
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