Name that movie...

Step Brothers:

"I have a headache."

"Maybe it's a tumor."

"It's not a tumor! Not a tumor!!"

Kindergarden Cop

Friend - "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Only it doesn't last 22 minutes, it last forever."

 
Step Brothers:

"I have a headache."

"Maybe it's a tumor."

"It's not a tumor! Not a tumor!!"

Kindergarden Cop

Friend - "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Only it doesn't last 22 minutes, it last forever."
Knocked Up

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes... wait longer"

Ace Ventura

Scene - Two men are fighting against a large group of men.

Guy #1 - Watch my back

Guy #2 - Your back just got punched twice

Guy#1 - Thank you!

EDIT**

Here is another one from the same movie.

Man - "A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!"

 
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights...

"Have you ever been with a girl, ######?"

"I sit next to them in my Home Economics class..."

 
Forest Gump.

“Everybody wants to see anybody f#*k. I hate Rosie O’Donnell but if somebody said, “I got a tape of Rosie O’Donnell getting f'd stupid,” I’d be like, “Why the f#*k aren’t we watching that right now?”"

 
Can't let this die, so i'll answer my own.

Zach & Miri Make a Porno

"Ozzy I'm happy for ya, at least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's off suckin' d!(k."

"******* keep your fantasies to yourself."

"Dude, use your f'ing' brain. 'Oh I'm American college chick, la-la-la, your European cultural sh#t is so charming. Oh hey, hot Spanish guy, love your accent....love your ding-dong.' I'm tellin' ya man, right now there's a d!(k in your girlfriends mouth."

 
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Damnit, I've seen that movie before and laughed my a$$ off at that particuliar line, but I can't remember it for the life of me.

 
Can't let this die, so i'll answer my own.

Zach & Miri Make a Porno

"Ozzy I'm happy for ya, at least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's off suckin' d!(k."

"******* keep your fantasies to yourself."

"Dude, use your f'ing' brain. 'Oh I'm American college chick, la-la-la, your European cultural sh#t is so charming. Oh hey, hot Spanish guy, love your accent....love your ding-dong.' I'm tellin' ya man, right now there's a d!(k in your girlfriends mouth."
American Pie 2

"you using the whole fist Doc?"

 
Fletch

" Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh#t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh#t! Where’s the Tylenol?"

 
Christmas Vacation

A big :thumbs for knowing that rant!!

"next time i see that bleeker kid i am going to punch him in the wiener!"

 
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