Nebraska through the eyes of Texas A&M

nuance said:
And I must be one of the dumb Nebraskans because I don't get this sentence at the end: "As a Texas Aggie, you are sure to exceed the average IQ by almost double." I mean, if you exceed something by double, does that mean 3X? Perhaps some ultra intelligent Aggie could explain this to me.
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Interesting. Apparently no one told them that Texas has one of the highest illiteracy rates in the country . . . nearly 20%. (Nebraska is at roughly 7%.)

Ah well. There is no arguing with ignorance and Texas has an abundance.

 
nuance said:
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West of Broken Bow on Highway #2?

 
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TexasAggies8 said:
As an Aggie, I'll say that I really respect Nebraska and the Big Red fans. You guys are some of the classiest in college football. Here's hoping that Saturday is a good game and that nobody gets hurt too bad.

Stop by Northgate and have a beer afterward! I recommend the Dixie Chicken. :wasted
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I won't be at this game but I was at the last two down there. Kyle Field was my favorite Big 12 road venue. Aggie fans were great before, during, and even after two tough losses.

 
Another Aggie here who's never heard of this guy.

For the poster complaining about Texas and Bush, you do know where Cheney was from? ;)

 
I found it amusing and informative. Never knew Nebraska fired Osborne and then elected him 10 years later. All of those pictures looked exactly like Nebraska except maybe 9 of them.

Nowledge is a terrible thing to waste. The more you learn the more you nnow. :)

 
nuance said:
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Actually, I kinda think this *is* scenic.

And I must be one of the dumb Nebraskans because I don't get this sentence at the end: "As a Texas Aggie, you are sure to exceed the average IQ by almost double." I mean, if you exceed something by double, does that mean 3X? Perhaps some ultra intelligent Aggie could explain this to me.
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Where did you get that pic of my backyard?!

 
carlfense said:
nuance said:
And I must be one of the dumb Nebraskans because I don't get this sentence at the end: "As a Texas Aggie, you are sure to exceed the average IQ by almost double." I mean, if you exceed something by double, does that mean 3X? Perhaps some ultra intelligent Aggie could explain this to me.
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Interesting. Apparently no one told them that Texas has one of the highest illiteracy rates in the country . . . nearly 20%. (Nebraska is at roughly 7%.)

Ah well. There is no arguing with ignorance and Texas has an abundance.
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Yeah, well, how exactly were they supposed to read that information Carl? How about some freakin compassion for those poor slobbery mouthbreathing inbreeds?

(jk. I actually kinda like A&M...I like defense, and the Wrecking Crew from back in the day was a fun unit to watch. That blogger sucks, though. Westboro is in Kansas.)

 
When we want to talk mess about the state of Nebraska, here's how we do it. From the "SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THE STATE OF NEBRASKA" thread on Texags:

"THEY HAVE A UNICAMERAL LEGISLATURE.WHAT KIND OF COMMUNIST **** IS THAT??"

"PROBABLY NO DECENT MEXICAN RESTAURANTS (at least outside Omaha and/or Lincoln)"

"THEIR COACH HAS A LAST NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WARM, PRESSED SANDWICH!!!! BO PANINI!!!!!!"

"THE PEOPLE THERE ARE TOO EFFING NICE??? WHO CAN BE THAT NICE ALL THE TIME???"

"NEBRASKA WAS THE 37TH STATE TO JOIN THE US. PATHETIC."

"The state nickname used to be the "Tree Planter's State", but was changed in 1945 to the "Cornhusker State". NEBRASKANS WOULD RATHER HUSK CORN THAN PLANT TREES!!! GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T CAUSED BY MAN, IT IS CAUSED BY NEBRASKA!!"

"SPAM IS MADE THERE! I HATE SPAM! ANGER!"

"'NEBRASKA' SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE 'ALASKA'!!! SO CONFUSING!!"

"I GET DISTRACTED BY THE "BRA" IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR NAME!!!"

"EPPLEY AIRFIELD IN OMAHA IS WAY TOO EASY TOO GET IN AND OUT OF COMPARED TO IAH!!!!! YOURE JUST HELPING THE TERRORISTS, EPPLEY AIRFIELD!!!!!"

:corndance :corndance :corndance

 
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