Nebraska through the eyes of Texas A&M

[Hercules]

I cant stand those people from the church, but the little boy with the god hates nebraska sign made me laugh.

If the Westboro Baptist Church hates you, then you know you're doing something right.

Also, one of my favorite youtube videos:

 

[tbirdspur2010]

Is this an Aggie blog? Where the heck did this come from?

 

[Vizsla1]

wowza... give me back 3 minutes of my time.

 

[BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA]

When we want to talk mess about the state of Nebraska, here's how we do it. From the "SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THE STATE OF NEBRASKA" thread on Texags:

"THEY HAVE A UNICAMERAL LEGISLATURE.WHAT KIND OF COMMUNIST **** IS THAT??"

"PROBABLY NO DECENT MEXICAN RESTAURANTS (at least outside Omaha and/or Lincoln)"

"THEIR COACH HAS A LAST NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WARM, PRESSED SANDWICH!!!! BO PANINI!!!!!!"

"THE PEOPLE THERE ARE TOO EFFING NICE??? WHO CAN BE THAT NICE ALL THE TIME???"

"NEBRASKA WAS THE 37TH STATE TO JOIN THE US. PATHETIC."

"The state nickname used to be the "Tree Planter's State", but was changed in 1945 to the "Cornhusker State". NEBRASKANS WOULD RATHER HUSK CORN THAN PLANT TREES!!! GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T CAUSED BY MAN, IT IS CAUSED BY NEBRASKA!!"

"SPAM IS MADE THERE! I HATE SPAM! ANGER!"

"'NEBRASKA' SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE 'ALASKA'!!! SO CONFUSING!!"

"I GET DISTRACTED BY THE "BRA" IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR NAME!!!"

"EPPLEY AIRFIELD IN OMAHA IS WAY TOO EASY TOO GET IN AND OUT OF COMPARED TO IAH!!!!! YOURE JUST HELPING THE TERRORISTS, EPPLEY AIRFIELD!!!!!"

:corndance :corndance :corndance

Dammit! Now I'm gonna be distracted by the "BRA"!!

Good zings Aggie Girl!!

 

[DTrain2020]

I laughed at the high school football team a little

 

[Jason Sitoke]

"Be the first to like this post" = the only funny thing I saw

 

[The Dude]

The mascot thing is dead on lol. Bring back old Herbie and get rid of lil Red for the love of god!

 

[jsneb83]

"PROBABLY NO DECENT MEXICAN RESTAURANTS (at least outside Omaha and/or Lincoln)"

That's way wrong. Out here in the boonies we have much better Mexican food due to the migrant workers FROM Mexico :lol:

But seriously...

They obviously haven't been to South Sioux.

 

[SnowBigRed]

When we want to talk mess about the state of Nebraska, here's how we do it. From the "SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THE STATE OF NEBRASKA" thread on Texags:

"THEY HAVE A UNICAMERAL LEGISLATURE.WHAT KIND OF COMMUNIST **** IS THAT??"

"PROBABLY NO DECENT MEXICAN RESTAURANTS (at least outside Omaha and/or Lincoln)"

"THEIR COACH HAS A LAST NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WARM, PRESSED SANDWICH!!!! BO PANINI!!!!!!"

"THE PEOPLE THERE ARE TOO EFFING NICE??? WHO CAN BE THAT NICE ALL THE TIME???"

"NEBRASKA WAS THE 37TH STATE TO JOIN THE US. PATHETIC."

"The state nickname used to be the "Tree Planter's State", but was changed in 1945 to the "Cornhusker State". NEBRASKANS WOULD RATHER HUSK CORN THAN PLANT TREES!!! GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T CAUSED BY MAN, IT IS CAUSED BY NEBRASKA!!"

"SPAM IS MADE THERE! I HATE SPAM! ANGER!"

"'NEBRASKA' SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE 'ALASKA'!!! SO CONFUSING!!"

"I GET DISTRACTED BY THE "BRA" IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR NAME!!!"

"EPPLEY AIRFIELD IN OMAHA IS WAY TOO EASY TOO GET IN AND OUT OF COMPARED TO IAH!!!!! YOURE JUST HELPING THE TERRORISTS, EPPLEY AIRFIELD!!!!!"

:corndance :corndance :corndance

Apparently they have never been to Burrito King in Madison.

 

[HuskerInLostWages]

Actually, I kinda think this *is* scenic.

And I must be one of the dumb Nebraskans because I don't get this sentence at the end: "As a Texas Aggie, you are sure to exceed the average IQ by almost double." I mean, if you exceed something by double, does that mean 3X? Perhaps some ultra intelligent Aggie could explain this to me.

Agreed. Let's play 'em on this field.

Unfortunately we couldn't play on this field. All of the aTm players would be too busy resting their hind quarters on the broken corn stalks. To each their own I guess.

 

[AJ32]

West of Broken Bow on Highway #2?

Shoot, that could be taken off of any highway that runs along a river valley. I've seen them many times, and I do find them somewhat scenic.

Other than that, this dude wasn't funny. At all. Just saying.

It looks alot like Valley, Greeley, or Howard County. The hills West of Broken Bow are for the most part steeper & more like canyons.

 

[mnhusker]

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:yeah

 

[husker_hurdler]

Is this an Aggie blog? Where the heck did this come from?

Yes, it came from an Aggy blog. Found the link over at tigerboard.....(Mizzou fans thought it was hilarous). I would call this the JV version of wideRightandnattyight

 

[husker B-rent]

nebraska fans getting worked up over nothing.......who knew?

 

[Huskertrout]

I do think we should leave Lil Red in the Big 12 just to give them something to remember us by!