Sad
Most fairweather fans of any blue blood. Probably the only program where you can be a blue blood and be ignored for large periods of time.Damn
That's a situation for the special bus.So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently....
Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In).
The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind.
The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines.
Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween.
On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator...
So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently....
Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In).
The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind.
The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines.
Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween.
On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator...