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So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently....

Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In).

The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind.

The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines.

Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween.

On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator...

 
Most fairweather fans of any blue blood.  Probably the only program where you can be a blue blood and be ignored for large periods of time. 

So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently....

Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In).

The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind.

The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines.

Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween.

On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator...
That's a situation for the special bus.

 
So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently....

Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In).

The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind.

The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines.

Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween.

On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator...


I thought they fired Tom Herman. 

 
I heard about this monkey story a few days ago but didn't know there was more to it regarding Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks.  This story is 100% Texas.




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^^^ I read something yesterday where he (the special teams coach) was basically putting all the blame on the kid. Something like "the victim did not have permission to be near the monkey" or something. Pretty wild a$$ story though :lol:

 
think i heard it on todd n tyler, and iirc they attributed the comment to her. she said "all the other kids followed the rules, get candy then leave." they are taking no responsibility at all.

 
Purdue beat Michigan State 40-29

Their QB had 536 yards passing

Illinois beat Minnesota 14-6

:dunno

 
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