So there I was.....

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......Josh Freeman gave Prince a Cleveland Steamer and.....

 

[rawhide]

refused to give back the cigar he borrow from Monica which. . . . . .

 

[husker rob]

tasted like sh#t, so you knew that Clinton was actually gay, Janet Reno's dna confirmed that she was actually Chelsy's father, and Hillary.............

 

[Redman]

had a mental breakdown and a stroke. From which she only could use half her brain and was unable to read the simplest of words. The country still elected her as president because they wanted a president smarter than the last. Now that she was in the oval office, she took it upon herself to.....

 

[admo]

buy herself a cigar and hire Monica Lewinsky with the idea that she could.......

 

[huskernumerouno]

learn to spit seamen like a ........

 

[husker rob]

hillbilly spits chewing tabaca, when........

 

[huskernumerouno]

out from the back woods of arkansas, Houston Nutt was wiping his chin and.....

 

[rawhide]

ogling Boulder with an evil grin when low and behold . . . . .

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......he witnessed Chase Daniel picking a turd nugget out of his butt and then eating it, so......

 

[husker rob]

he threw up, wiped his chin again, and asked "Can I have some"?

Ralphie, struted by with Danny Boy, holding his ball sack, when........

 

[rawhide]

Danny realized there was a 2 for 1 at the blue oyster bar and since he only had turkey fries he.......

 

[huskernumerouno]

started spanking his monkey to the theme song from....

 

[husker rob]

YMCA, but he was really humming that riviting song "In the Navy". Then.........

 

[Chef K]

Rush Limbaugh went waddling by lookin' out of sorts and yelling" Anyone with an Oxycontin prescription?, I'll make you my fourth wife if you do." A car rolled up to him, in it was........................