So there I was.....

[admo]

Ronald McDonald and Mayor McCheese. They waved Rush to come over to the McWagon and asked him this McQusetion....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......."How big is your McNugget??" To which he replied......

 

[huskernumerouno]

it is pretty small but if I play with it, it will make tarter sauce that paris hilton gobbles up like...

 

[rawhide]

Rosie O'Donnell munching Hilary Clinton's taco casserole or. . . .

 

[husker rob]

Oprah eating a biscut, when Roseanne Barr rolled in and said.........

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......."Look at what I found hiding underneath my front-butt!" and out popped.........

 

[huskernumerouno]

larry the cable guy looking for...

 

[husker rob]

a milk dud in his sisters butt crack, when.......

 

[huskernumerouno]

ron white drank all the Jack and looked at .....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......the empty bottle and smashed it over Rosanne's head, killing her instantly. And then.....

 

[huskernumerouno]

for good measure kicked her in the taint and lost his foot when out of nowhere came....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.....Tom Arnold, who immediately started "making love" to her dead body and......

 

[HuskerNCo]

(ok I'm being evil)

Man, my former wife had way more more body fluid that this...is this why...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......he used her as a water bed and would sometimes hump the fat rolls. So after hearing that I walked away and saw.....

 

[huskernumerouno]

garfield humping sylvester the cat on tv and thought.....