So there I was.....

[huskernumerouno]

You be come infected with his disease you will need to be...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.........banished to a deserted island with nothing but two sticks for weapons. And giant mutated man eating squirrels are all that live on this island so....

 

[huskernumerouno]

spit it out it aint yours and leave Husker football to the....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.....professionals. Now go stick a couple logs up your a$$es and.....

 

[huskernumerouno]

set them on fire while you whistle....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

....."Great Balls of Fire" and then you must do squats until the logs are fully inserted so then....

 

[huskernumerouno]

david lee roth says I can do that and....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

........shoot flaming arrows at KSU fans with my penis, at the same time and....

 

[huskernumerouno]

make shania twain call me daddy while mutt lang jerks off in the corner wishing he could...

 

[husker rob]

get an erection more than 2 times a year unless he eyes oprah eating a biscut then it is.........

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

...harder than K-Fed at a trailer park beauty contest...

 

[huskernumerouno]

which happens to be where BRI picks up all his information on...

 

[husker rob]

"how to pick up chicks at the family reunion"........mean while

 

[rawhide]

Hilary went to KFC for breast implants except she found that Slick Willie was . . . .

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.....molesting the live chickens in the back room while...