So there I was.....

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

ratted out Ted Turner who trained the pubes and used them for evil. When all of a sudden....

 

[huskernumerouno]

TED WAS HUMPED BY ONE OF HIS BUFFALOES IN WESTERN NEBRASKA AND...

 

[Chef K]

Because of that he was made the new president of sCUm. Ted vowed that Buffallo's football program would......

 

[husker rob]

get better or the football team was going to be raped daily by ralphie......little did ted know, but the sCUm football team started throwing games on purpose. However.....

 

[rawhide]

Ted had merged Ralphie with that medieval d00d in the purple suit which. . . . . .

 

[tattooedhusker]

led josh freeman to come out of the closet and confess...

 

[huskernumerouno]

That he once took on the entire football team before a game right up to the time his dad walked in and...

 

[tattooedhusker]

...gave him the sloppiest reacharound in the history of gay midget porn, then...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

...Britney Spears wanted to show everyone how smooth her head was so she had Freeman bend over and she took at running start and slid right into his a$$ and everyone else......

 

[rawhide]

gasped in amazement Wow they exclaimed we bet that hurt. Britney said NAH I used Ben Gay to lube my head up and JF loves. . . . . . .

 

[huskernumerouno]

the burning sensation in his rectum, she also uses tabasco sauce on special occasions like when....

 

[husker rob]

Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are into for a "Skank" night out. just when you thought it couldnt get any more disgusting.............

 

[rawhide]

AR greased up the MOAB with Icy Hot and with the manual dexterity only an attorney could exhibit.......

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

....he went inside it, armed it, and then that baby launched and it flew with so much velocity it stuck right in Paris Hilton's......

 

[huskernumerouno]

gapping hole that she uses as a mouth and spews out...