So there I was.....

[huskernumerouno]

Told him he could not go to any Husker games, which he said was cruel and unusual punishment and ......

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

...he ran crying like a little girl to his room where he....

 

[rawhide]

soothed his fragile psyche with pronographic thoughts of husker rob in a thong and combat boots(PT condition 5) when. . . .

 

[huskernumerouno]

out of the blue comes the entire scum football team dancing in pink tutu's down main street Des moines...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Upon seeing this BRI grabs his side arm and goes on a rampage shooting ever single one of them and when he's done he steals their pink tutus so....

 

[rawhide]

ISU would not have to go without uniforms this fall while in Miami. . . . . .

 

[huskernumerouno]

and BRI is awarded the nobel prize for humanitarian efforts for putting the entire bluff team out of its missery....

 

[Chef K]

But still there was a dark presence over college football, a huge gaping purple hole around Man{love}hattan Kansas it was...............................

 

[husker rob]

was swallowing everything up, like Ron Prince at a $1.99 all you can eat buffet. Ironically the gaping hole ended up being Freeman's ARSE after a night on the town with the O-Linemen. Art Bell flew in from Nevada to investigate................

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

...and he found out that Prince was actually el chupacabra and...

 

[husker rob]

he decided to dress him up in purple and display him with all the other circus freaks in KSUcks country.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

where he was beaten up by a bunch of transvestites and Freeman tried to save him but...

 

[huskernumerouno]

was ceremonisly a$$ raped by a queer biker gang from .....

 

[Sugalean]

was ceremonisly a$$ raped by a queer biker gang from .....

South Bend where it was widely reported that these bad azzes had T.D. Jesus tied up and gagged at a disclosed place. So I ....

 

[husker rob]

called up Chuck Norris to help, but he reminded me that it was Notre Dame then said f#*k em. Ozzy stumbled by and said...........