So there I was.....

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Peter North's goo. Then someone heard Anna Nicole Smith cry from here grave...............

 

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....so everyone rushed over there and dug her up and tried to find something to shove in her mouth. They decided to...

 

[husker rob]

shove a ham bone up her arse and let the dogs drag her around for awhile.......

 

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except the ham bone would not stay in place because of the enlarged oriface so the stuck the whole ham in there and....

 

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Jarod from the Subway commercials started getting hungry, but he was chased away by

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

....what he thought were anorexic cheetahs, but they turned out to be.....

 

[husker rob]

Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton on their way to the taping of "The Simple Life"

 

[huskernumerouno]

Where they are supposed to give a visual definition of a lickalottapuss while...

 

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another gay dinosaur (mega-sore-a$$) showed up and asked..........

 

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"Hass anybody sseen my argyle ssweater? I losst it lasst night after my date with....

 

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Christopher Lowell. He was jussst sssscrumptious wearing thhhose blue leather assth lessth chaps and.............

 

[huskernumerouno]

Gave BRI a home make over for the unbelievable price of....

 

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....a strip tease in his cop uniform so.....

 

[huskernumerouno]

they both dressed up like the village people and played strip twister until BRI's wife came home and kicked them both in the junk and...

 

[husker rob]

called up AR for a price quote on a divorce. after hearing that the price was so high, she decided that it was cheaper to keep him and...........