So why can't donut holes be sold in Nebraska?

I thought this was going to be a joke like "Why couldn't Langsdorf get into his house last night?"

Someone painted an endzone in front of the door.

 
The doughnut hole ban was only in the town of Leigh, Nebraska. It was stricken down in 1997 when a radio DJ did a "investigative report" of sorts for their radio show. Though there is no conclusive evidence it is widely thought in Leigh that the reason this law was on the books was because no practical homemaker should buy such a supurfulous & frivolous pastry. 

 
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