Some other "experts" are saying we have one of the best secondaries in the country this fall. I don't think they are nearly that good. But I think our style of D will at least prevent any 80-yard runs from Rex. I'm really excited because I think it will be a really close game.
Stop saying you think it's gonna be a close game! You might start believing it! Whatever color koolaid USM drinks, you've had too much!! Take it from a message board full of kool aid drinkers! We drink it till the first game we get blown out! And we switch to Jack Daniels! Its a vicious cycle. GBR!
Hmmm... Didn't think saying it was gonna be a close was as ridiculous as I thought it was...
Rooting for ones college team is kinda like hitting on chicks at a strip club after 2am! If you go in with LOW expectations and wake up the next morning with just a slight burning sensation when you pee, consider that a good night! If you guys come to Lincoln hoping to stay within 21 pts and you lose by just 24. Not a bad night!
However, if you go to that strip club at 2am thinking you're gonna get with the hottest stripper in the place and wake up with just a bad case of crabs cause you had to take it sh#t in a strip bar. Then while getting a lap dance from said stripper, she throws up in your lap. Cause little did you know, you didn't exactly wipe your a$$ very well and the smell made her puke!!
Now you wake up the next morning with crabs, smell like puke and have sh#t stained drawers sticking to your balls!!!! This is the same feeling you will have if you get overly excited about beating a team that will be between 17-22 pt favorites and get rolled by 6 TDs. Welcome to the board Eagle....seriously! And I hope you continue to share things on this board even after we beat you 52-6 as I stated above!