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sometimes, you can't make stuff like this up.

Oh come on...so she strapped on an adult diaper, drove 900 miles with a wig and a plastic bag containing a carbon dioxide-powered BB pistol,a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash.
Some of my best dates started out like that.
 
I saw this yesterday and thought WOW and we sent her into space. Maybe we should have left her. I see they did not give her bail, must be scared she would escape to mars. As far as I know we do not have extradition with the martians.

 
here's the thing, look at her record here.

in a nutshell: navy captain, test pilot, an IQ that would probably make you and me look like retarded lab monkeys and a rocket scientist.

for every one person who passes NASA's requiments for flight status, there are 1000 applicants. literally, she was the best and the brightest.

talk about crash and burn...

 
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