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All-Conference
sometimes, you can't make stuff like this up.
Oh come on...so she strapped on an adult diaper, drove 900 miles with a wig and a plastic bag containing a carbon dioxide-powered BB pistol,a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash.
Some of my best dates started out like that.