Why did Matt Slauson wear mascara?

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Anybody remember The Hawk and The Animal, first known as The Road Worriors and later as the Legion of Doom? Its all about being the "Meanest Son of a Bitc--h in the valley" and looking the part.

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well whatever the reason, I thought it looked ridiculously juvenile and was an embarrassment to the University. The Scarlet & Cream is a uniform, not a two-bit halloween costume. If I was coach I would say "you want to wear makeup go find yourself a transvestite bar or something...this is freaking Nebraska football."

 
Good thing no one asked you to be coach, then. Yeah, it was over the top, but it sure as hell won him a bunch of fans. Not too shabby for an OL. Why must the pot always be stirred? Don't worry, if he lands on an NFL roster, he won't have the smeared eye black anymore. It's all over.

 
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