Ya Mama vs. The Mangino jokes????
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LouisianaHusker
Five-Star Recruit
Mangino is so fat, his assistant coaches orbit around him.
HSKRNOKC
Heisman Trophy Winner
Your a good sport. You should stick around after the game win or lose. Your welcome here IMO.
HuskerfaninOkieland
Heisman Trophy Winner
Mangino's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to his farts!
Mangino's so fat on his drivers license it says picture continued on the other side.
Mangino's so fat on Halloween he says trick or meatloaf .
Mangino's so fat players have to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to get on his good side.
Mangino's so fat that all the restaurants in town say Seats 240 people or Mangino.
Mangino's so fat on his drivers license it says picture continued on the other side.
Mangino's so fat on Halloween he says trick or meatloaf .
Mangino's so fat players have to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to get on his good side.
Mangino's so fat that all the restaurants in town say Seats 240 people or Mangino.
HuskerfaninOkieland
Heisman Trophy Winner
Mangino's so fat, he needs a boomerang to put on his belt.
Mangino's so fat he's got stretch marks on his teeth!
Mangino's so fat he gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat, jumbo, and ohmygodit'scomingtowardsus!
Mangino's so fat he's got stretch marks on his teeth!
Mangino's so fat he gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat, jumbo, and ohmygodit'scomingtowardsus!
Mangino is so fat...his dandruff is powdered sugar
Mangino is so fat his electric scale gets a blue screen when he gets on it
Mangino is so fat his toenails are corn chips
Mangino is so fat....indians used to make camp around his ankles and use his shat out tirds to hollow out and make canoes
Mangion is so fat that when he heard he's playing the CORNhuskers, he licked his lips
Mangino is so fat his electric scale gets a blue screen when he gets on it
Mangino is so fat his toenails are corn chips
Mangino is so fat....indians used to make camp around his ankles and use his shat out tirds to hollow out and make canoes
Mangion is so fat that when he heard he's playing the CORNhuskers, he licked his lips
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Nigel87
Special Teams Player
mbhusker13
Five-Star Recruit
mbhusker13
Five-Star Recruit
Mangino went to Nebraska Furniture Mart to by a waterbed.
"Sir I'm looking for a waterbed." Mangino said.
The clerk smiled and said,"That will be $3000 dollars?"
Mangino asked, "Why?"
"Well...." The clerk replied.
"Two grand for the helicopter rental, and another grand to have them make and driop the 200 foot blanket into the ocean."
"Sir I'm looking for a waterbed." Mangino said.
The clerk smiled and said,"That will be $3000 dollars?"
Mangino asked, "Why?"
"Well...." The clerk replied.
"Two grand for the helicopter rental, and another grand to have them make and driop the 200 foot blanket into the ocean."
Blackshirtsguru
All-American
Maginos so fat,
he makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Mangino's so fat,
when he walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Magino's so fat,
the last time he saw 90210 was on the scale
Mangino's so fat,
when he steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Mangino's so fat,
when he runs he makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
he makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Mangino's so fat,
when he walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Magino's so fat,
the last time he saw 90210 was on the scale
Mangino's so fat,
when he steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Mangino's so fat,
when he runs he makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
BIGREDIOWAN
Mods
Great posts!!!!!
