Youthful Shenanigans
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GM_Tood
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walksalone
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Sad thing is, that is just one of many...
Just think, this is what your parents tax dollars were going to...
Redux
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I actually feel better knowing some tax money went to soldiers getting laid. In my book thats money well spent.
BIGREDIOWAN
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Walks wins.............it's over!
walksalone
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It's better when I'm actually telling it as opposed to y'all reading it...
It's even better when I'm telling it after about 10 or 12 beers so I f*ck half of it up...
Side note, I've run into half a dozen guys that were stationed in Frankfurt over the years, and everyone I've ever mentioned "marble steps" to, have immediately started cracking up...
It's even better when I'm telling it after about 10 or 12 beers so I f*ck half of it up...
Side note, I've run into half a dozen guys that were stationed in Frankfurt over the years, and everyone I've ever mentioned "marble steps" to, have immediately started cracking up...
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So back in 2004 while I was living at College Park, my roomate and I had some old buddies over. Our one friend, who I will refer to as Iceman, brought his old buddy with him. Now this guy, let's call him Fried, spent a lot of time experimenting with drugs that may or may not have messed him up a little. This particular evening he was, you guessed it, fried. He was saying weird sh#t at random like "you have to cut a tree down to count it's rings to see how old it is" and "that over there, is a cotton field" while pointing at the rocks where everyone flicked their ciggaretes.
At one point a guy that lived above us, Bruce, got annoyed and decided to have some fun. He found a pair of handcuffs and grabs Fried and cuffs him against the wall. Fried is quite surprised. Bruce looks at us and says "Thanks for playing along guys, we got him and we will take it from here". None of us really knew where this was going but we played along. We put Fried in the back of my Caprice Classic that looked very much like a cop car and drove him around SCC parking lot while he freaked out a bit. We then took him to an interrogation room (appartment building laundry room) where we would send in Bruce to question him and then another guy who lived there to be good cop, call him Tim, to try and extract information. We even lined him and Iceman up and took front and side pictures.
At this point it got dark. Somehow Fried gets it in his head he murdered someone, so Tim and Bruce go with it while questioning him. Meanwhile we put fake blood on a knife and they show it to him as evidence. He keeps trying to tell them he didn't hurt anyone. Then we drag his buddy Iceman in where we have Fried. We have Iceman all covered in fake blood and he looks unconciuos, Bruce tells Fried that if he doesn't start confessing he will share the same beatdown that Iceman got. He keeps pleading with them that he didn't do it.
At one point we don't know what to do with him anymore so we just stick him in my roomates bathroom. The lightbulb is red and the fan makes an awful noise, felt like a gas chamber. He is in there freaking out. We cut a party ball in half and put it on Tims head, wrap a blanket arounf him and he goes in there and starts talking alien gibberish. He leads him outside and leaves him there.
Bout 20 minutes later Fried finds his way back. We have this elaborate story how he was downtown and he freaked out and we had to tell the cops he was fine etc etc. He believes it and thanks us. To this day I honestly don't know how much he remembers.
So back in 2004 while I was living at College Park, my roomate and I had some old buddies over. Our one friend, who I will refer to as Iceman, brought his old buddy with him. Now this guy, let's call him Fried, spent a lot of time experimenting with drugs that may or may not have messed him up a little. This particular evening he was, you guessed it, fried. He was saying weird sh#t at random like "you have to cut a tree down to count it's rings to see how old it is" and "that over there, is a cotton field" while pointing at the rocks where everyone flicked their ciggaretes.
At one point a guy that lived above us, Bruce, got annoyed and decided to have some fun. He found a pair of handcuffs and grabs Fried and cuffs him against the wall. Fried is quite surprised. Bruce looks at us and says "Thanks for playing along guys, we got him and we will take it from here". None of us really knew where this was going but we played along. We put Fried in the back of my Caprice Classic that looked very much like a cop car and drove him around SCC parking lot while he freaked out a bit. We then took him to an interrogation room (appartment building laundry room) where we would send in Bruce to question him and then another guy who lived there to be good cop, call him Tim, to try and extract information. We even lined him and Iceman up and took front and side pictures.
At this point it got dark. Somehow Fried gets it in his head he murdered someone, so Tim and Bruce go with it while questioning him. Meanwhile we put fake blood on a knife and they show it to him as evidence. He keeps trying to tell them he didn't hurt anyone. Then we drag his buddy Iceman in where we have Fried. We have Iceman all covered in fake blood and he looks unconciuos, Bruce tells Fried that if he doesn't start confessing he will share the same beatdown that Iceman got. He keeps pleading with them that he didn't do it.
At one point we don't know what to do with him anymore so we just stick him in my roomates bathroom. The lightbulb is red and the fan makes an awful noise, felt like a gas chamber. He is in there freaking out. We cut a party ball in half and put it on Tims head, wrap a blanket arounf him and he goes in there and starts talking alien gibberish. He leads him outside and leaves him there.
Bout 20 minutes later Fried finds his way back. We have this elaborate story how he was downtown and he freaked out and we had to tell the cops he was fine etc etc. He believes it and thanks us. To this day I honestly don't know how much he remembers.
JJ Husker
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How have I never seen this thread before? That walks story alone is worth the price of admission. Polo, walksalone, the Dude.....those guys can spin a tale. And who knew knapp was such a troublemaker and NUance such a manwhore?
Maybe someday I'll share some of my past malfeasances.
Maybe someday I'll share some of my past malfeasances.
Red Dead Redemption
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Ha! I had forgotten about that place...
Gawd, I hope they didn't have hidden cameras in there...
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JJ Husker
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Now, now..... I liked your stories too
but, you have to admit, they were a bit darker..... kinda frightened me.
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ZRod
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I cried from fear...Now, now..... I liked your stories too
Redux
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Try living it!I cried from fear...Now, now..... I liked your stories too
Red Dead Redemption
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Try living it!I cried from fear...Now, now..... I liked your stories too