Youthful Shenanigans

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Decked said:
Most people my age are out there partying. And I'm on a Nebraska message board.
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THIS ISN'T A PARTY???
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1995 Redux said:
I was in a dark place when I was 19. Bad bad breakup that wouldn't leave my life, really affected my decision making. One night a rambunctious fellow I knew (Sooner Fan) and I were out late at night booze cruising. Late in the evening he asked me to pull into the local 9 hole golf course. Thinking he needed to take a leak I obliged. He jumped out of my car and ran to the cart garage. A few moments later in the dark of the night I see my companion backing out on a golf cart. Not knowing what to think I say "what the hell are you doing?". Finally he convinces me to jump on and ride shotgun because he had found a cart with a cooler of luke warm beer.

After about 5 minutes of pitch black booze cruising on a golf cart he gets the bright idea to find another cart that I can now drive. Once he coaxed me into it we sped off in different directions. After finally locating him the two of us were on a crash course towards eachother. Neither of us veered off and our game of chicken resulted in a head on collision. When a golf cart hits something the steering wheel does a couple 360's. It hurt, but damn was it funny. The demo derby was now officially on. He would hit me and vice versa. At one point he knocked over a bench that I immediately ramped, got decent air. Drove through a nearby field which was a sh**ty idea.

Eventually it started getting light out and the steering on my cart gave out. So in one final act of idiocy my companion drove right through a storage locker garage door. I'd like to tell you we got away with it but you see my friend was about as dumb as they come and he told alot of people about our misdeeds. Maybe two weeks later we were caught. Felony was dropped but it cost me alot since he ended up fleeing back to Oklahoma, don't know if he ever paid his share. Probably my 2nd biggest regrettable act during my late teens.
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I know 2 guys w/ the exact same story, until the fleeing to Oklahoma part.

 
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Mr. Accountability said:
1995 Redux said:
Mr. Accountability said:
1995 Redux said:
Were either of them from Geneva?
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I know some guys from Geneva.
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I'm sure I know them. Born and raised myself, its a quaint little town. Stereotype of the "You know youre from a small town when..." jokes
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Well I derbied for 14 years up until last, so..........................

That pretty much tells you all you need to know about who I know.
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A self promoting derby queen?

 
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