Youthful Shenanigans

[sd'sker]

Robbed a beer truck at the Custer County Fair the summer before my senior year. The stupid jacka$$ left the keys in the passenger door of the truck. Never been so sick of drinking Coors and Coors Light in my whole life.

how many did you have? one?

 

[Stumpy1]

Robbed a beer truck at the Custer County Fair the summer before my senior year. The stupid jacka$$ left the keys in the passenger door of the truck. Never been so sick of drinking Coors and Coors Light in my whole life.

how many did you have? one?

All beer is good when you are 17 and it's free.

 

[Redux]

Robbed a beer truck at the Custer County Fair the summer before my senior year. The stupid jacka$$ left the keys in the passenger door of the truck. Never been so sick of drinking Coors and Coors Light in my whole life.

how many did you have? one?

All beer is good when you are 17 and it's free.

Amen to that. I like banquets but silver bullet sucks.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? Wells lets just say somebody around here is pretty crazy and doesn't care much for rules.

 

[Creighton Duke]

My wife and I boned before we were married.

First date? Fingers crossed...don't let me down!

 

[GM_Tood]

My wife and I boned before we were married.

First date? Fingers crossed...don't let me down!

I used to bang a chick that liked fingers crossed in the pooper.

 

[Redux]

My wife and I boned before we were married.

First date? Fingers crossed...don't let me down!

I used to bang a chick that liked fingers crossed in the pooper.

Do they call that the French Schocker?

 

[Count 'Bility]

My wife and I boned before we were married.

First date? Fingers crossed...don't let me down!

No

But technically our first "hookup" and/or "date" was the result of me runnin around drunk through the streets of columbus. Obviously she fell in love at that moment. I had some mind-boggling streaking tendancies when I was drinking.

 

[StPaulHusker]

My wife and I boned before we were married.

First date? Fingers crossed...don't let me down!

No

But technically our first "hookup" and/or "date" was the result of me runnin around drunk through the streets of columbus. Obviously she fell in love at that moment. I had some mind-boggling streaking tendancies when I was drinking.

FRANK THE TANK. FRANK THE TANK. FRANK THE TANK.

 

[Cina]

Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? Wells lets just say somebody around here is pretty crazy and doesn't care much for rules.

Yeah, me.

I tore that tag off my mattress.

 

[StPaulHusker]

Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? Wells lets just say somebody around here is pretty crazy and doesn't care much for rules.

Yeah, me.

I tore that tag off my mattress.

GET LOST SHAWNWATSON! THERE'S A NEW INTERNET FUNNY GUY IN HERE.

 

[sd'sker]

i once got called a, and i quote, "ding dong."

#crazytimes

 

[Redux]

i once got called a, and i quote, "ding dong."
#crazytimes

#DingDong

 

[ShawnWatson]

Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? Wells lets just say somebody around here is pretty crazy and doesn't care much for rules.

Yeah, me.

I tore that tag off my mattress.

IF YOU'RE SO BIG AND BAD TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THAT IS FROM.

 

[Cina]

Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? Wells lets just say somebody around here is pretty crazy and doesn't care much for rules.

Yeah, me.

I tore that tag off my mattress.

IF YOU'RE SO BIG AND BAD TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THAT IS FROM.

I'm way too cool to know that's from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

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