A guy sits down to breakfast hungover again. His wife is obviously upset. "What's wrong dear?" he asks.
"I want a divorce" she replies.
"but why" he says
"You came home drunk again. I don't want you drinking anymore."
"Really, thats all. If that's what's bothering you I won't drink any more."
"oh honey, thats wonderful, I feel so much better. I'll stay."
"great,...hey if you go to the store later pick me up a 30 pack of Bud Light"
"I thought you said you weren't going drink anymore!?!?"
"I'm not, but with all your bitchin', I sure as hell aint drinking any less!!!"
GBR!!!