Better not have an internet connection, then.
My plan consists of me with a cute Nebraska cowgirl (who's wearing one of those "Corn Fed" t-shirt, of course) boozing it up ... and listening to Neil Young and Carol King music, while I set about the task of writing brilliant poetry to expand our corn field acreage for our little hide away. (Oh, we'll be listening to some Leon Russel music out there, too!;-)
Setting all the silly crap aside, Nebraska really is a fabulous!