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2 minutes ago, JJ Husker said:

What does this have to do with Husker football......or anything for that matter?

Thought it was funny clearly not to you. Sorry. The joke was Huskers are not playing so Creighton would start their football team again. last time the Huskers beat them something crazy like 120 something to 0. What else do we have to talk about? Thought was funny however the jokes you have to explain are the best... 

Was trying to make a joke. Hence the title.

Rest of the article. 

Mayor Jean Stothert, an alum, is excited as well stating everyone has to wear mask but Creighton football players. One thing is for sure the Jay's will have more games then the Huskers and will be in the running for a National Championship or at least the Sick Bowl.

In a controversial move protests will be allowed on the field for either team.

Creighton Director of Medicine is quoted as saying "What the hell are you people doing, people are dying this is serious." The University President responded with "We can get these idiots money who cares if someone dies".

Scott Frost transfer is pending.

Asked for comment Joe Biden asked what is Nebraska and where am I nurse? Trump responded that the Creighton Blue Jay team is the best ever so many National Championships, then finished by talking about how large his hands are.

For those who don't know this is me taking a piss.

1 hour ago, JJ Husker said:

Right now I am planning on no games being played. Then if we get any games, with or without fans in the stands, I’ll be pleasantly wrong and happy. This Nebraska fan has learned all too well how to manage expectations.

Have the head coaches play NCAA College football whatever the last year was can pick any year for your team. I'd watch that with commercials. 

***This just in Nebraska hires new head coach from the MLG circuit. 

3 hours ago, N is for nowledge said:

Shutting down the economy and telling people to stay at home from March to July isn’t realistic.  People are going to continue to get this through the yr and into the fall.  SIP wasn’t about stopping it for good it was about managing the peak.  People need to quit moving he goalposts.  You can already see the models they used were/are complete and utter garbage.  They have until may and then regardless of what the government says you will start to see less and less adoption anyway.  They need to quit overplaying their hand and figure out a way to open up, sooner rather than later.

Notre Dame? 

It is something to do during the quarantine til sweet sweet death releases me.

On 12/3/2019 at 3:18 PM, Thurston from Pender said:

that soul crushing loss to hated Iowa. 

 

Why? I want to see us beat hated Creighton in basketball this Saturday. 

 

But if we lose to Creighton, I'm definitely jumping into The Dredge. At that point, there will be no reason for me to live. Losing to Iowa and Creighton in the same year is just unbearable. What has happened to the once mighty Huskers? How can we keep losing to those loser schools, Creighton and Iowa. Losing to Creighton, in particular, galls me. It is a tiny private school while we are the state's land grant college and the flagship of the state university system. We have way more athletic money than those people in Omaha. I can't tell you how disgusted and frustrated I am about this Creighton series. I wished we didn't even play them. I'd much rather play the likes of Drake or South Dakota State. 

 

We might have won that Iowa game if you people would have organized that Ritual Exorcism of Husker Nation that I begged you to do. But nooooo. Nobody listens to Thurston from Pender. 

Creighton is better at recruiting. All I can say.

5 hours ago, knapplc said:

 

Saw that too. I'm betting he doesn't post in this thread.

Unrelated... How much are you betting? I think he might.

3 minutes ago, JJ Husker said:

Oh....my bad. I guess everyone that buys some gear and goes to some games can now act like they sign Frost’s f#cking check. If I’d known you were kicking out 5M per year I would’ve......ah f#ck no I wouldn’t have, I’d still think you were drunk and/or delusional. There’s a special hall of fame for posters like you. But I shouldn’t have told you, you’ll think it makes you special and we’ll have to endure more sniveling and whining.

I want a personal apology from Frost in person. IN PERSON. I want Moos to shovel my snow for the rest of the winter. I want a lot of other things too.  I want public floggings outside the courthouse. /s

It's a kids game guys.

As usual find myself agreeing with Ziebol until he destroys me.

3 minutes ago, Ziebol said:

Agreed. People need to take the Golden Boy blinders off. There are little to no positives from the day this staff took over to now.

6 minutes ago, JJ Husker said:

4 responses to one comment. Might be some kind of record. You might want to put this much effort into something other than a team of 18-22 year olds that you have no control over.......or sober up. Not sure which it is.

Edit wish I could run the PA or music at Memorial stadium. That would be a job I would pay to do.

Mike Leach just because I love his interviews.

14 minutes ago, knapplc said:

 

Your name and avatar are from a 55-year-old movie, Boomer.

Why is being a Boomer a bad thing?

16 minutes ago, dspanther05 said:

Very true.  Can't lose on a bye week.  

About a 5th grade sense of humor is all I have. Made this joke before I saw another poster made it. Feel bad to Carlos Mencia his joke (steal).

Was going to post this.

On 11/13/2019 at 10:24 AM, runningblind said:

Bye weeks are terrible.  Several threads are just 2 or 3 people arguing back and forth.  Good times.

NO there not. Prove me wrong.

6 minutes ago, I am I said:

Meh. 

 

You go for what you want and you get who wants you back. 

 

Nobody wanted Woodhead. Fant found a home.

We gave A Abdullah a home when he was wandering.  And on and on. 

 

Whatever. Burrow was on the market and he went where someone wanted him. Is he in heisman contention here, this year?   lol. Not even our dark horse heisman contender isn’t contending   

 

Lets move on from woulda/coulda

 

 

https://www.newsday.com/sports/college/college-football/heisman-trophy-watch-2019-1.33902380

He was ranked #1 before beating bama.

6 minutes ago, skersfan said:

As if that is the magic prize to correct our problems.  He might have been descent here, he might have failed miserably, no one knows.

 

But at Ohio State and LSU his supporting cast is so superior to what we put on the field it is a joke.  

 

Good for the kid and props to Coach O for getting him.

 

Plus he just beat Alabama, nothing good make my day better.

 

 

I agree so take the fake internet points. It is like as a raiders fan look at incognito besides being bat s#!t crazy he is a great O line man. He runs with a purpose and he is a dual threat quarterback. If we had a better O line and better defense like the two aforementioned we might be in a different situation.

1 minute ago, SFW said:

 Glad for him he went where he did.  
 

He would be a back up at NU.

That is the problem. Period. 

4 minutes ago, whateveritis1224 said:

This is a hindsight question, but I would lay this more on Pelini/Beck (Riley was hired after Burrow had committed to OSU, and he was pretty solid after the fact). For those who don't read the OWH, this story is probably why this thread exists:

 

https://www.omaha.com/sports/college/huskers/plus/mckewon-between-adrian-martinez-and-joe-burrow-did-the-huskers/article_1868991b-47fa-5c24-8334-b5db2c0bf0ef.html

Watched the LSU Bama game, and they commented on how Nebraska could of had him he was interested. Pretty much mocking us as the media loves to do.

6 minutes ago, HuskerInLostWages said:

Nothing to discuss, previous coaches didnt want him, current coach wanted Martinez, end of story.

So what year does A-Mart win his heisman? This is a failure by all three last coaches. I do not say that lightly as I am a Bo fan. This is a guy we could of gotten.