GOAT

Christie Brinkley must have a stinky vag or be a dead lay, kinda like Jennifer Aniston... she can't seem to keep a man even though she's hot.

I'm interested to see how the team is in a couple years after Riley has his recruits playing. And if Banker is still the defensive coordinator then... If it's not better than this, then we'll be back where we were last December, only without the douchebaggery... If Riley keeps Banker it may be more than 2 or 3. If Riley can actually fire incompetence then maybe just maybe it will only be 2 or 3. If Riley keeps Banker past this season, then I will question his motives... Oh, he will, I have no doubt. He'll say something along the lines of, "The defense showed consistent improvement throughout the year..." Wait and see.

He'd have 500+ yards. No I am not kidding. He's the closest thing to Earl Campbell I've seen.

Janovich brings back memories the Makovickas and Schlesinger

Well, USM has really beaten themselves in this game.

...and add Janovich to that list

The only two guys on this team who are dependable and have shown true heart are Armstrong and Westy

Oregon State fans begged for years for Banker to be fired... now I understand why. Instead we gave him a brand new gig and a nice payraise

This is just... sad. Struggling vs. Southern Fricking Miss at home.

1-3 to start the season is a very quick way to get the fans on board to fire Eichorst and then Riley. Not gonna happen. They could go 1-11 and that still wouldn't happen.

They did it right. That needs to be stated again. Agree 100% I've said it over and over and over and yet people continue to want to argue with me.... gotta shell out the $$ for a big-name coach/recruiter

No offense to Riley but if we find a way to lose this game his warm welcome to Lincoln is gonna turn cold real quick

Meanhwile, Michigan continues to throttle BYU 31-0. Yeah, we suck.

OK, I think it's officially OK to announce that the hiring of Banker was a HUGE mistake.

These guys would make Uncle Rico look like a Heisman contender

We are pathetic. Kalu is another you can add to the list of being garbage.

Where are Eric Lee and Avery Anderson? Those guys were both absolute studs coming out of HS.

Are you serious? Please tell me you're not serious. I have a better chance of winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning on my way to cash in, and then dying in a plane crash on my way home.

Why do I envision Oregon State's football team looking similar to this during Riley's time there

I really don't know why this sort of stuff surprises anyone. We just aren't a very good football team, it's as simple as that.

And here... we... go... AGAIN

Why not at least give Wilbon and Taylor a few carries when we have a big lead?

Good play, Taariq!

Texas State scored 50 on these guys. Texas STATE.

Cethan Carter has hands of stone