Slow yer Roll

After nov 3rd its relevance in every day life will wane to a level similar to aids. 

Well nothings happening  to actually report on so.........

When your a jackwagon "journalist", you make stuff up....its what you do.

On 6/19/2020 at 8:08 PM, UniversalMartin said:

Just watched 95 game vs Florida...forgot how badass Michael Booker was.

Its not often a kid is so good in college that they name a Bourbon after him.

On 3/6/2020 at 2:50 PM, teachercd said:

Well...the real question is...

 

How old was that ice cream?  This could be a statutory issue.  Did the Ice Cream give consent?  Milk is in ice cream...that milk comes from cows...cows are living things...

 

This goes deeper than we ever thought.

 

#IceCreamRights

Jordan's lucky there weren't any Canada gooses in the nba.

You people fell for this s#!t last year. 

Just heard on the radio that CO is talking to Bielma. 

Ok so I'll be naive, you guys dont think he's learned?

Everybody gets better with experience. 

And, what's changed?

You ever see that cartoon where daffy duck gets pulled through the knot hole?

That's what burrow would  look like had he come here.

Wounded, stove up, career over.

Get us an oL before we sacrifice talents to the fickle fans.

Let me mix some metaphors:

We dont have the horses to run with the big dogs.

We get some horses , and all of a sudden, the coaches seem a lot smarter.

We get some horses on the OL, and all of a sudden the coaches are geniuses. 

Your a genius,  your a genius,  your a genius,  everyone's a genius. 

Weed can't be good  for your turbo.

I wish I was  enough athlete to be able to smoke weed, and still be freaky good.

So what were his problems outside of the court case?

Everyone dances with innuendos, but no one ever says what went wrong.

That's an O line that wants it!

Everyone knows how to get a girl in your room at Lincoln..........

Grease her hips.

Dear Cornhuskers, 

I got your back fam!

I can see it coming. 

Ignore the nitwits. 

I love ya.

What can I do to help?

2 hours ago, Hayseed said:

There sure seem to be a bunch of pantywaists on this board. Most of the Maryland game we were up by 30 and they were still blubbering about Martinez. The bad juju from these boards might be messing with the team.

Oh come on,  if that was true we would have sucked since the internet got rolling good.

9 minutes ago, ColoradoHusk said:

Good mechanics are difficult to maintain when a QB is dealing with injuries. (AND RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE), So tough to put that on Verduzco. However, Verduzco has been 3 for 3 on recruiting the QB’s they wanted to recruit, so that’s a plus, and Verduzco does deserve credit for getting young QB’s ready to play and do well. 

Fify.

Get him a reliable o line and everyone  is still in love with him.

1 minute ago, huskerfan74 said:

2% at best...Iowa are not going to beat themselves and they are not going to give us an inch without earning it. Martinez can’t beat Iowa if he plays like he did the past games.

Never underestimate Iowa's capacity to do Iowan things.

1 minute ago, krc1995 said:

I wonder what our 3rd string QB could do?

That's better than your getting credit for.

I'm going to try this snark stuff:

Beware the ides of 3rd string qb's

Looks like more huskers than Terps in the stands.