Slow yer Roll

See,...... all the funny in one place.

A magical resource.

You guys smartassery allways makes me laugh.

I see quite a few memes here that are new to me.

This is the thread to corall them all in one place.

This the first one that made me laugh today. 

Thanks. Its appreciated.

13 hours ago, JJ Husker said:

So....what you meant to say was, it would be nice if SOMEBODY ELSE did all the leg work to save ME a bunch of time and effort.

Yes !    Thank you.  

Its like you could read my mind.

You get me.

Thank you.

The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

53 minutes ago, broganreynik said:

 

“Let’s” not string any games because we aren’t the ones playing or coaching.

 

I hope you don’t play fantasy football, buy/sell in any sort of fluctuating markets, depend on weather forecasts, let your fuel tank below a quarter tank or your oil get a hair past 3,000 miles, or have any need for foresight whatsoever.

Who knew reality was such kryptonite?

I thought about signing up as :

The Church of the Painful Truth.

Or

Ed the Cart Chasing Horse

Or

KOD - King of Dillusionatti

Or

Grampa Fun Smasher

But

Slow yer Roll was the right fit for this team.

On ‎10‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 7:52 PM, Making Chimichangas said:

 

 5-7 would be a major accomplishment. 

 

Let's string two games together first.

How bout we don't let BC boat race us first?

Did you guys not learn anything from the last 9 months?

You overestimate my fluency in modern media.

Plus if I had time to figure that out I could just watch the game.

It would be cool to get off work and be able to check out some of the more important plays of the game .

The game day thread, and what did we learn threads make you separate a lot chaff to find the wheat, and then you gotta sort off the lunatic fringe ,  a clips thread would be great.

2 hours ago, GamingGlen said:

So the Kool-Aid is flowing again?   

Koolaide Poisoning is the life blood of fan boards.

4 minutes ago, Bigred_inSD said:

The jokes being made about Meyer and this game are the absolute best

Such as?

Which game do you think the network sends it  trainees  to?

The Marquee prime time game, or the one they wish they could get out of?

27 minutes ago, Jeremy said:

Bullcrap. We're great fans. We just turned Northwestern's stadium red for the 2nd time in 3years. It's not bratty to not want to be 0-6. I'm SICK of this 'Nebraska fans are so entitled' CRAP. No we're not. We show up, we're loud, and we give gazillions of dollars to the program. Let us be upset about the worst start in the illustrious history of Nebraska football. 

Karma doesn't care, 

just let go .

Prostate yourself- thank her for having a team. 

You know there's starving Ethiopians that would give their left nut to have a team to love and cherish and pet the wrong way.

Karma' not giving an inch till the fans are broke of their entitled ways,  and grateful for a team to love unconditionally.

I love my team , what can I do to help?

3 hours ago, Dagerow said:

SE placed a curse on us.  (He, is of course, evil).  We need someone to figure out how to get rid of it, and then we will be ok.

"Love's the only thing that ever saved my life".

-Sturgil Simpson

There's a huge unpaid karma bill that has be cleaned up before the football God's will let this team have an inch.

Big Red fanatics from all over the world have been insufferable asses for 40+ years.  And who cares what you say, we'll beat you by 30.

Now the gods are like an old man in waders with a surf rod dangling relevance in front of a bunch a spoiled brats.

To exorcise this smelly ol' demon, all husker honks, everywhere, are going to have to just let go.   Just let go, and love your team unconditionally.

 Thensay this three times:

"It don't matter- we love youse guys- what can we do to help?"

Three times!!

And invite a Texan to Thanksgiving Dinner so the keepers of awesome know your serious.

That will rid us of any curse's and make it all ok again.