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New caption contest, what's happening in the pic?? Hope this pic inspires more creativity then the last one, aside from DJR313 winning caption of course. Best caption gets a Husker buck! Rules and stuff here: Caption Contests

I think I agree, DJR313 wins by default! WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Congratulations DJR313!

Should I just give DJR313 a husker point and skip the poll or would anyone else like to give a shot at capping this pic?

WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Congratulations Diehard! Winner with your submission: "A not so private moment with the Kansas State homecoming king and queen."

Is the suit a bathing suit? NO

Is he a pitcher that got hit in the head by a line drive and died? NO You were getting warmer with your last question.

Is the suit a diving suit? NO

I'm starting to think this one's kinda lame, oh well, we'll finish it... Questions so far: Does he have both hands? YES Brain Cancer NO Is he inside? NO Is he wearing a business suit? NO Was he shot? NO He is Michael Jackson, and he is dead because people hate child molesters. NO Does he have any visible wounds? NO Does he have any kind of weapon in him? NO Does he have any kind of weapon on him? NO Does he have any kind of weapon near him? NO Is the suit a tuxedo? NO Is the suit a swimsuit? NO Does he have make-up on? NO Was he working when he died? YES Was he electrocuted? NO Was he poisoned? NO He's a pitcher that just got hit in the head by a line-drive by a juiced-up Barry Bonds and he was killed instantly. NO

He's a pitcher that just got hit in the head by a line-drive by a juiced-up Barry Bonds and he was killed instantly. NO

I'm gonna end this poll on Sunday, get your votes in while you can. And don't forget to submit your captions for the new caption contest here: Caption Contest II

Does he have make-up on? NO Was he working when he died? YES Was he electrocuted? NO Was he poisoned? NO

Does he have any visible wounds? NO Does he have any kind of weapon in him? NO Does he have any kind of weapon on him? NO Does he have any kind of weapon near him? NO Is the suit a tuxedo? NO Is the suit a swimsuit? NO

He is Michael Jackson, and he is dead because people hate child molesters. NO

Is he inside? NO Is he wearing a business suit? NO Was he shot? NO

Brain Cancer NO

Does he have both hands? YES

A man is wearing a suit and one glove. He is dead. How did he die? The correct answer is worth 1 husker point. Directions, examples and rules can be found here: Riddle Contests

WE HAVE A WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS DaveH! In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby. What happened? After a long day on the open water, a group of people on a yacht decided to go swimming. After they had been in the water for a while they realized they hadn't lowered the ladder to get back into the yacht. One by one they drowned.

A lot of the pictures you see with ridiculous stuff happening are either photoshopped or staged, it's still nice to think to think about how stupid other people are / can be. What a buzz kill Dave, bah, humbug?

You would've thought they would've learned from the first go around..

New caption contest, what's happening in the pic?? Best caption gets a Husker buck! Don't forget to vote in the last caption contest here: Caption Contest I Rules and stuff here: Caption Contests

1. Since there are no surviving members on the yacht, are the number of corpses (however many that may be) equal to all of the people who were on the yacht? YES 2. Is the yacht floating upright? YES

Did somebody tell these people to solve a riddle and they went crazy and drown themselves? NO It's a good thing I'm the one answering the questions, I'm no good at riddles.

Polls open, go vote: Caption Contest I

Winner receives a husker buck! Rules and stuff can be found here: Caption Contest I'll keep this poll open for about a week. A new create a caption pic will be posted soon!