huKSer

This bowl season sucks

As Auburn is up 42 points (and counting) I did some math

Ave margin of victory is 20.3 points and 5 out of 19 games were within a touchdown or less (including the horrible TCU / Cal game, which shouldn't count as a football game)

Its the Rondale Moore show

I thought this was about HB posters

1 hour ago, Mavric said:

 

Some takes:

Half over already? 

Big Ten - Yay

Pac12 - expected

AAC - doesn't help UCF much

SEC - HaHa

Hey Roxy, when I clicked on the link it took me to the nearest Olive Garden to me in KC.  Is this an internet cookie thing or are you in the KC area?

Might try this

I add sage to mushrooms

Not sage, thyme

My teacher helper got me a package of red pens.  I said "Thanks, I'll need this" as I stared at the AP Chemistry class taking their final

Aren't all successful Hail Marys walk off Hail Marys?

Note to self: Do NOT manscape when intoxicated

On a completely unrelated topic: What do you do for scrotum cuts? Asking for a friend

Since you can't stockpile players to keep them from playing against you anymore due to scholarship limits, Sabin is now stockpiling coaches so they can't coach against him

2 hours ago, GSG said:

 

Keeps me from getting pissed off trying to put up a bunch of stuff!

 

But now this is making me think of the Roseanne episode where Dan tells Mark about how he tears off shingles every year when he's putting the Christmas lights so he has an excuse to get away from arguments

I thought the very same thing!

Romantic tale of seduction

Stanford vs BYU in the other

19 hours ago, Swiv3D said:

Iowa fans would be pissed at this 

Soooooo

Me likey

My student: "Mr HuKSer, can you tell me a joke?"

Me: "Your GPA"

How about this?

Who is playing in the Belk Bowl, sponsored by @fauxPelini?

3 hours ago, suh_fan93 said:

 

 

Bring back Ron Prince

5 hours ago, Hedley Lamarr said:

he gets $15,000 a year for a car stipend. Odd that he would prefer to not use that money at all and have it go to waste. 

If he's married I know who drives the good car

Kudos to Snyder

And K State returns to the cellar of college football, remembering the last time Snyder tired

I wonder what the "less civilized" message boards are saying about her.

1 minute ago, Hedley Lamarr said:

what kinds of sausage are we talking here? 

Hot Italian sausage

And get your mind out of the gutter

I had sausage and wild rice, topped with sour cream.