I got a giggle, I did. I think mostly he's ticked because he lost some chips on the spread:
Nebraska has proved one thing: nothing. Wait until Taylor Martinez plays against an actual F.B.S. defense with some actual F.B.S. athletes who were recruited by some actual F.B.S. programs. No offense, Western Kentucky. Nebraska fans, before getting too excited about your so-called new, explosive offense with the second coming of Eric Crouch, let’s try to keep our feet on the ground long enough to play some real competition.
Full disclosure: Narby Nation did lose widgets taking the points against the Huskers this weekend. Barely. But in the words of W.C. Fields, ‘if at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again.’ And try again we will. As an aside, W.C. Fields, like me, was a hard drinking egotist. Next topic, please.
Notre Dame proved the same thing as Nebraska: zero. All of the Narbies in Narbyville hate the Irish almost as much as Nebraska (but less than Virginia Tech, since I mentioned it). Can I ask a question: is there anything more annoying than an auburn-haired Notre Dame co-ed in an extra large green t-shirt overly excited about beating Purdue, 23-12? I think not.
Read the full rant here.