I suppose I would get mad if there wasn't a grain of truth to this (at least as far as entertainment/things to do goes), or if I hadn't bought my French brother-in-law a t-shirt from Bad Robot (owned by the guys who own The Mill) that said, "Welcome to Nebraska, Bring Something To Do."
But this is what they're selling at some store in Wisconsin. Blah, blah, blah, angst, outrage. Before this nobody wanted to beat Wiscy, but now it's on.
And if that doesn't work, here's a LINK