Alright, so background info:
My girlfriend was supposed to write this poem called a "logical lyric poem" for her comp class today and wanted help with it. The format goes like this:
A visual image,
A simile related to that image,
A sound image,
A visual image,
An action,
A "thesis" or all-encompassing statement.
So I sat down and started typing, and this is what I came up with in about a minute and a half. I promise you it's nothing special and slightly disgustingly vivid, so if you don't like it, blame the guys that I tagged for asking me to share it.
ENJOY!
Long, thick, brown, mushy turds,
Like logs floating down a river,
Splashing as they hit the water,
Exploding into a bunch of little pieces,
I reach for the toilet paper,
The most glorious poo in the world.