WTF kid? You ran out, and told your mom?
Okay, I know it's a double standard. If it was a 12 year old girl and a 42 year old man, I'd be all for looking for a tall tree and a long rope. But with the boy and the drunken cougar, well, isn't this the stuff wet dreams are made of?
Note: I put both pics of her up because I'm guessing her looks are somewhere in between those two extremes.