Jump to content


Astronaut Haiku


Recommended Posts

I’m sure all of you have heard about the female astronaut who, in a fit of jealousy, drove over 900 miles from Houston to Florida to threaten a woman she believed to be a rival for the affections of a man with whom she was having an affair. The woman wore diapers on the trip so she wouldn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks. In honor of that woman, I offer the following Astronaut Haiku…

 

 

 

Female astronaut

Takes a drive wearing diapers.

Is she nuts? Depends.

Link to comment

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

Visit the Sports Illustrated Husker site



×
×
  • Create New...