Honda Honda

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A lady was having a peculiar problem. Every time she broke wind the noise that emanated from her sounded like Honda Honda. She went to her primary care physician and he was mystified by the problem. He referred her to a GI specialist. The GI specialist after examining her found nothing abnormal with her lower GI tract. He suggested seeing another doctor. When she walked up to the door of the next doctor the name had DDS behind it. She thought it odd but went in. She explained her problem to this doctor and he suggested a dental exam. She was puzzled but agreed. Upon completion of the oral exam he stated that he had discovered her problem. She had a large abscess behind the right lower molar. She said "How could that cause my problem of making the honda honda sound?" The dentist said "Haven't you ever heard that a abscess make the fart go honda.

 

I know pretty lame.

 

Ok Ok 40% of all Frenchmen have hemorrhoids. 60% are perfect a$$hole$.

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You can do better rawhide