"Don't tick off a woman"

[ohiohusker]

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

 

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

 

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

 

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

 

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

 

 

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Truck for Sale .....love it!

 

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'

 

'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

 

'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said.

 

'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.'

 

'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

 

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

 

'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back).

 

He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.

 

So I did.'

 

 

(Are women good or what?)

[AR Husker Fan]

***SNIP***

 

(Are women good evil or what?)

Corrected for accuracy...

[Vince from ShamWOW]

***SNIP***

 

(Are women good evil or what?)

Corrected for accuracy...

 

 

LOL

[papersun87]

You have posted both of these before.