Red November Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Two elderly ladies, both heavy smokers, were waiting for a bus when it started to rain. While one lady disposed of her cigarette the other lady reached into her purse and pulled out a condom, cut off the tip, slipped the condom over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Now that's a really good idea, Harriet! What is that you're putting over your cigarette?" Harriet said, "It's a condom, Sally." "A condom? Where do you get those?" "Why at any pharmacy, Sally. They all carry them, I'm sure." When the two old ladies arrived downtown, Sally went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this 70-something lady was interested in condoms. He asked her, "What size do you want?" The little old lady thought for a moment and said, "One that will fit a Camel." Quote Link to comment
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