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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

 

Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

 

The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in:

 

1) Alaska

 

2) California

 

3) Oklahoma

 

4) Texas

 

 

 

 

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC.

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